College Basketball Devotee Pillows

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

Tax What?!

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

Coach Prime Cleans House

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Putin and Obama.

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Inside Obama's armoured car.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

Wheelchair Basketball

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'