College Sports Lover Gifts

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

Go team!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Mixed Doubles.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

Golf with a difference

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cheerleaders

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

The Giamatti era

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'