College Sports Lover Gifts

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

Go team!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Golf with a difference

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

The Giamatti era

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Once more, with fury."