College Sports Fan Gifts

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

Cheerleaders

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'No, I don't want to hear about it. I do not want to hear about it.'

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

'It's our college team's nickname.'

'When I was playing ball in college I took courses where I didn't have to show up, did no work, and got straight 'A's'...!'

College Coaches Pay

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Go team!

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"How should we divide the teams?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Putting Practice.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'