College Football Enthusiast Gifts

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Major US universities, public view: ATHLETICS...everything else.

Cheerleaders

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Tax What?!

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Bowl Games.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

Football laughs as receiver misses pass.

Nebraska Fans

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

'No, I don't want to hear about it. I do not want to hear about it.'

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

'That was some hit!'

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.