College Football Enthusiasts Gifts

Major college athletics programs

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Cheerleaders

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Coach Prime Cleans House

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Tax What?!

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

Bowl Games.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

Nebraska Fans

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

'That was some hit!'

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

"Remember, when you score all hell will break loose!"

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

'No, I don't want to hear about it. I do not want to hear about it.'

"I don't care how many chances the buffalo bills got�you're through!"