College Fan Gifts

'Ok then, what's the second most important thing on campus.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Cheerleaders

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Coach Prime Cleans House

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Tax What?!

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

Nebraska Fans

Man sees college fraternity houses 'Kappa Phi', 'Aeta Epsalon' and then 'Beta Carotene', says, 'They major in nutrition.'

'I didn't know trampling was a foul.'

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

'No, I don't want to hear about it. I do not want to hear about it.'

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also getting schools to pay you a share of their ticket and sports memorabilia sales.'

Canine Frat Parties

'Breaker' the mascot disappears from area college.

Visiting Professor Swinely - Pig Latin.

Nebraska-Oklahoma