College Basketball Fans Gifts

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

Cheerleaders

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Putin and Obama.

Tax What?!

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

Coach Prime Cleans House

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

Wheelchair Basketball

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

'Ring around the rosey ...'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Inside Obama's armoured car.

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'