College Basketball Fanatic Gifts

Tax What?!

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Playing pig

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Why moms make bad refs.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

I love Basketball.

Cheerleaders

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Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Kobe Bryant

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'What do you mean you didn't learn anything? You learned how to tackle, didn't you?'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Game In A Can.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

Basketball injuries.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'