Basketball Fans Gifts

'Don't feel bad. Maybe your son is just a late bloomer.'

Armstrong is giving performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the caf

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Well, you lost the coin toss. Here's the razor. You're going skins, buddy.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Even though the other team scored more point, I'm going to throw a crying fit."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Raheem Sterling

The Salmon Run

Spring Training

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"How should we divide the teams?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"