Basketball Enthusiasts Gifts

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

'...Dan needs time to adjust to a new team...'

Flagrant foul - $5

'I was toast, man. He spun and drove down the baseline right for the hoop. Thank goodness for pepper spray.'

'Lower the drawbridge! We dropped our ball and the Barbarians want to help out!!'

"There's more to life than winning. There's also declaring stock and business losses for tax purposes."

"You fellas' wanna' shoot some hoop instead?"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

'What the... Now Taylor's gone down with a career-ending injury. It's like we're cursed or something.'

Frogs playing basketball.

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Interviewing tall basketball team.

Basketball is a rollercoaster ride for insects.

Giraffe defending a basketball goal.

Pass-aggressive Behavior

Inside Obama's armoured car.

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"Good game."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'