Basketball Enthusiasts Gifts

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

'...Dan needs time to adjust to a new team...'

Flagrant foul - $5

'I was toast, man. He spun and drove down the baseline right for the hoop. Thank goodness for pepper spray.'

'Lower the drawbridge! We dropped our ball and the Barbarians want to help out!!'

"There's more to life than winning. There's also declaring stock and business losses for tax purposes."

"You fellas' wanna' shoot some hoop instead?"

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

"The Russian owner of the NBA's Brooklyn Nets wants to change their name to the 'Brooklyn Putins.'"

'You will meet a tall, dark and handsome man. He will play forward on the pro-basketball team you've just bought!'

'What the... Now Taylor's gone down with a career-ending injury. It's like we're cursed or something.'

Frogs playing basketball.

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Interviewing tall basketball team.

Basketball is a rollercoaster ride for insects.

Giraffe defending a basketball goal.

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

Pass-aggressive Behavior

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

Inside Obama's armoured car.

It's crazy! One day it's 70 degrees and sunny, then the next day there's a foot of snow! This is the real "March Madness"!

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"Good game."

I like the Jets...I guess

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

The Salmon Run

"How should we divide the teams?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Why moms make bad refs.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."