Basketball Fanatics Gifts

Amazing new Adjust-A-Height!

Good and bad defence.

'He was warned. One more 'T' and he'd be gone.'

'It's freaky. Your house is completely destroyed while - right next door - the neighbor is spared...'

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

"Good game."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

The Salmon Run

"How should we divide the teams?"

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Playing pig

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Why moms make bad refs.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

I love Basketball.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Puppy.

Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

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'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Game In A Can.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'