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Amazing new Adjust-A-Height!

Good and bad defence.

'He was warned. One more 'T' and he'd be gone.'

'It's freaky. Your house is completely destroyed while - right next door - the neighbor is spared...'

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

"Good game."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Why moms make bad refs.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

I love Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Basketball.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

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Puppy.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Game In A Can.

Kobe Bryant

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'