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'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

"I don't care how many chances the buffalo bills got�you're through!"

'Great speech! But let's cut your carefully reasoned conclusion and insert an uplifting sports metaphor.'

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

Supporters tour.

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

'By the way, some of my buddies are coming over tonight to watch the football game.'

'Whoa! OK, it's not your inability to judge a fly ball...'

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

Pole Vault.

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract." (Colour)

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'Wait! I'm an attorney and I represent the base runner!'

How to put a pitcher under pressure.

U S football.

'And remember, Timmy: Along with the status of being a star athlete comes a responsibility to act as if the law doesn't apply to you.'

'We have a good lead, so I'm sending in a team of legal experts.'

"Anybody up there need an autograph?"

"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."

"I'm sorry Mrs. Obama but you're going to have to wear the traditional head covering."

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"

"Kaitlin! Daddy is trying to explain the infield fly rule!"

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"No. You do not get to blame the pitch clock."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

"Maybe there would be more interest if we put up a football game on the large screen."

"They should stand."

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

'Jones, you're like a $10 million baseball player who is batting .200...'