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'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."

'Your grandfather is a cautionary tale, son. He quit school early and pinned all his hopes on an NFL career. But in the end, he was never used in a single game.'

"I don't care how many chances the buffalo bills got�you're through!"

'Great speech! But let's cut your carefully reasoned conclusion and insert an uplifting sports metaphor.'

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

"Yeah, it's sports-related, Doc...I was watching the ball game on TV, reached for my beer and 'wham'!"

Supporters tour.

'... left tackle, Barry Simons! And last, but not least, team drug tester Dr. Gregory Richard!'

'I'm well prepared for a relationship with Tiger Woods. I'm used to things going downhill quickly.'

'Whoa! OK, it's not your inability to judge a fly ball...'

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

U S football.

'By the way, some of my buddies are coming over tonight to watch the football game.'

I-deaf TV for Dads.

'Wait! I'm an attorney and I represent the base runner!'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'We have a good lead, so I'm sending in a team of legal experts.'

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

'And remember, Timmy: Along with the status of being a star athlete comes a responsibility to act as if the law doesn't apply to you.'

Pole Vault.

How to put a pitcher under pressure.

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract." (Colour)

Of course you can stay in the Heineken cup...

Novak Djokovic

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

'It's a brand-new sports spectacular show!'

'You're the only option I've got left...go in for Johnson!'

"And having a gazillion fake fans? That also came from social media, Tommy."

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

"No. You do not get to blame the pitch clock."

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"