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"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'I want a sky box.'

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"Watch him, he's got a good right hand"

Sink the putt or else!

Flagrant foul - $5

'I was toast, man. He spun and drove down the baseline right for the hoop. Thank goodness for pepper spray.'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"What's my motivation?"

A Foul Ball

"Does anyone else hear that rumbling noise?"

Interviewing tall basketball team.

"Maybe we need different types of clubs for different types of situations."

Frogs playing basketball.

Caber

'...Baseball bats, gentlemen, are sacred objects. We do not dress them up in doll clothing.'

Modern Stadium.

"Wait a minute while I check the rule book."

IPL, cricket and money.

'I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me!'

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

Geese Attacking Footballers

"Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line."

"We'd like the Washington Redskins to keep their name, but to pay us royalties."

The Birth of Chinese Football

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

'Who's on drugs?'

Muhammad Ali

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."