Basketball Devotee Gifts

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Sorry, all I know is basketball.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Playing pig

Vendor selling testosterone.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

I love Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

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'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Puppy.

Basketball.

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

Game In A Can.

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'