Basketball Believer Gifts

'As president, Health care, the war, oil price problems will all be a slam dunk, because I'd be the first president who can slam dunk!'

"Good game."

Church for sports worshipers.

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

At the 2021 Religious Games

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Playing pig

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

I love Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

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Puppy.

Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Game In A Can.

Kobe Bryant

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'