Ball Game Believer Gifts

Church for sports worshipers.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Holiday time.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

At the 2021 Religious Games

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Basketball.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

A boy with a football

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

Trout Game

Football fan

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'I lost two teeth trying to catch a cricket ball in flight...'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

World Cup Universe.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Ball Pit Island

"Hey, catch me a wave."

'I see a change in matters of the heart, liver, kidneys. . .'

Men cut down a tree to retrieve a football.

Captive Audience.

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

Attack of footballs.

Football Deity.

"You have a long life line... and where DO you get your nails done?"

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'