Ball Game Devotee Gifts

Captive Audience.

Thinking about Rugby

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Holiday time.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Raheem Sterling

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar. Again."

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

A boy with a football

"You're the sport on my telly"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

The game comes first...

Football fan

Rugby Mad.

Turkey With All the Trimmings

Baseball Cheating

'I lost two teeth trying to catch a cricket ball in flight...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"