Game Devotee Gifts

'How many seasons in a year?'

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Sweep the board.

"Marco ..."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Camping-Pong

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Antler Buzzers.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Jungle Games

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Knights of the Square Table.