Game Devotee Pillows

'How many seasons in a year?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Sweep the board.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Camping-Pong

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Antler Buzzers.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Jungle Games

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Knights of the Square Table.

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."

Football Accident.