Game Night Devotee Pillows

Guess Your Age

"Bob, the BINGO life didn't choose me, I chose it! You'll never reform me! Now please, go home!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Raheem Sterling

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

scrabble love

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Playing cards.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

Biliard Enthusiast

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Dog playing snooker/pool.

'His wife is very supportive.'