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Guess Your Age

"Bob, the BINGO life didn't choose me, I chose it! You'll never reform me! Now please, go home!"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

scrabble love

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Playing cards.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Biliard Enthusiast

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'His wife is very supportive.'

"You're the sport on my telly"

Wilfried Zaha