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'I fold!'

Dog fetches dice

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'I'm uncomfortable with the idea of Hangman, so Josh and I are enjoying a game of Whole Life Tariff.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Bowled over again!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

scrabble love

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Updated History: "Pokerhantas and John Smith." I'll call you bet and raise ten bucks.

Playing cards.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Biliard Enthusiast

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

A skier and a paraglider

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"You don't have to answer that."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Jenga!!!

Battleship Bingo Night.

Wilfried Zaha

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"