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"Wow! You've really had the runs all night!"

'You've won almost every hand, so if I were you, I'd lose a hand, just so they don't get too angry.'

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

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Playing cards.

'Yes, mother he had his evil way with me...he made me play Monopoly all night !'

'It says, 'Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick.''

The moment when Lois and Rose's healthy rivalry turns ugly.

"It's a sign of the times - I get heckled calling numbers."

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"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Camping-Pong

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Antler Buzzers.

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"