Game Night Aficionado Gifts

Medical Professional Birthdays.

"Wow! You've really had the runs all night!"

'You've won almost every hand, so if I were you, I'd lose a hand, just so they don't get too angry.'

WWE Chess

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

The Best at Pictionary

Don't be so hard on yourself, Plum. I'm sure a candlestick in the conservatory seemed like the perfect crime at the time.

scrabble love

Playing cards.

'Yes, mother he had his evil way with me...he made me play Monopoly all night !'

'It says, 'Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick.''

The moment when Lois and Rose's healthy rivalry turns ugly.

"It's a sign of the times - I get heckled calling numbers."

Here Lies John Watson Dominoes Champion

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Bowled over again!

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Camping-Pong

Bingo night.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"I'm watching the dog cheat at solitaire."

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.