Game Night Enthusiast Gifts

'You won't have to go to jail, but I will be collecting your $200.'

"Getting warm...warmer."

Scrabble night.

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

'It was unfortunate timing that he suffered his heart attack while playing charades.'

"And on that fateful night, Mr. Gregson, do you recall how many times Björn Borg won Wimbledon?"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Most people don't know that tug-o-war got it's start in the late 1600s when, for a brief amount of time, rope was considered legal tender.

'This town was built from the losses of thousands of suckers, Billy. Fortunately for us, we know what we're doing.'

The Traditional Board Game Company

'I've been playing Crazy Eights for the past half hour! What have you been playing?!'

'Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. But I wasn't read my rights.'

Monastery Bingo

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

How the West was won.

"For what we are about to receive...."

'The only thing I can figure is that a game took place without a single fan criticizing the officials.'

Spontaneous Combustion Man - Open with care

Players from both teams charge into the seats and grab the belligerent fan.

'I'm not into property developing, I just want to climb ladders and slide down snakes'

Octopus Charades

"My wife bought me a Scrabble set for my birthday...I can't find the words to thank her!"

"If a Dodger gets hit by a ball, does he get fired?"

Wishing Well

"It's Jim's idea of a party game. Choose the correct remote and you get to pick the movie we watch."

God and the Devil play poker

modern charades

Before paper and scissors were invented...

"Relax! You loaded the monopoly game by mistake instead of the 'Prepare Your Income Tax' program."

Noughts and Crosses

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

"Is the joker part of a full house?"