Game Night Aficionados Gifts

'I fold!'

Dog fetches dice

'I'm uncomfortable with the idea of Hangman, so Josh and I are enjoying a game of Whole Life Tariff.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

scrabble love

Playing cards.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Biliard Enthusiast

Dog playing snooker/pool.

A skier and a paraglider

"You don't have to answer that."

'His wife is very supportive.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Jenga!!!

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Wilfried Zaha

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"I quit."