Game Night Fan Gifts

Jenga!!!

Gender Rivalry

"Must you explain your symptoms in charades?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Bingo night.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

scrabble love

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Biliard Enthusiast

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'