Tv Game Day Fan Gifts

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Raheem Sterling

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Men can show their emotions!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Football supporters.

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

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