Game Day Fanatic Gifts

Footballers - Zinadine Zidane

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'How does your arm feel, big guy? Can you go another inning?'

'We need to talk.'

"Here comes the sports section!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Bringing even more fun and excitement to the game, major League Baseball places Slip N Slides in front of second, third and home.

'Kill the ref.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Heckler of the month.

'I knew this would happen. The scorekeeper and time-clock official have been throwing elbows and talking trash the entire game.'

Sports Fan.

'Me retire? Never!!!'

"Kill the third base umpire."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Raheem Sterling

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"