Game Day Devotee Gifts

"Mind if I put the game on?"

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'

Rugby Mad.

'This is the worst case of Superbowl fever I've ever seen!'

"It's the umpire - he's throwing you off that channel."

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

'He's overdosed on football.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

The game comes first...

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Raheem Sterling

"Women's World Cup, you're never that close to the screen watching the mens!"

"You're the sport on my telly"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Baseball Cheating

The worst day of the year for Bill Buckner...the ball drop on New Year's Eve

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Let's try and set the fans a good example.'

'I have to watch this game. It's the only one on.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'I applied for 80,000 tickets in the ballot.'

'How did your team play, Dear?'

"I love the change of seasons too, baseball, football, basketball and hockey season."

'And how were our team doing before your foot slipped?'

You took quite a hit

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Is this the focus group?"

Turkey With All the Trimmings

Bowled over again!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."