Game Day Devotee Mugs

"Mind if I put the game on?"

Rugby Mad.

"It's the umpire - he's throwing you off that channel."

'Can you turn the game on? I need to know when halftime is over, so I can get back to play.'

'He's overdosed on football.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

The game comes first...

"Women's World Cup, you're never that close to the screen watching the mens!"

"You're the sport on my telly"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

Baseball Cheating

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Let's try and set the fans a good example.'

'I have to watch this game. It's the only one on.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'I applied for 80,000 tickets in the ballot.'

'How did your team play, Dear?'

"I love the change of seasons too, baseball, football, basketball and hockey season."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

"Is this the focus group?"

Turkey With All the Trimmings

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Snail Racing

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Men can show their emotions!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'