Game Day Aficionado Mugs

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"

'His wife is very supportive.'

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Raheem Sterling

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

scrabble love

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

The commentators want to run the officials...

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Playing cards.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'The meat of their order is coming up.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

Baseball.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'