Game Day Lover Gifts

"You know, we could easily handle this peacefully, but there are too many adults on the field."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Raheem Sterling

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

American Football.

Strive to win!

Men can show their emotions!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.