Game Day Junkie Gifts

Bears Win!!!

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

American Football.

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.