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College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

American Football.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Strive to win!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning