Game Day Lovers Gifts

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Church for sports worshipers.

Bowled over again!

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Raheem Sterling

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"All of a dither as per usual!"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.