Game Day Fanatic Pillows

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'How does your arm feel, big guy? Can you go another inning?'

'We need to talk.'

"Here comes the sports section!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Kill the ref.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Heckler of the month.

'I knew this would happen. The scorekeeper and time-clock official have been throwing elbows and talking trash the entire game.'

Sports Fan.

'Me retire? Never!!!'

"Kill the third base umpire."

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Men can show their emotions!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.