Game Day Enthusiasts Pillows

'I remember when you could go to a game and it didn't cost an arm and leg.'

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Strive to win!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football supporters.