Game Day Fan Pillows

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

"Stay fair, stay fair, c'mon, stay in... Wait, shouldn't I be running?!"

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

"Oh, there you are, Doris. I've decided to spend the evening watching the game with your dad."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Men can show their emotions!

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"I quit."

Jenga!!!

Wilfried Zaha

"Have you forgotten you're proposing?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

The game comes first...

"You're the sport on my telly"

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Rugby Mad.

"Somebody has screwed-up the seating arrangements" - Seating is an optical illusion.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.