Game Day Devotees Pillows

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Go team!

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Raheem Sterling

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Snail Racing

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Men can show their emotions!

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

Football supporters.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'