Game Day Tv Watcher Gifts

'If football didn't exist, what would you do new year's day?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Watching the football.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with sports.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

End of football season - UK

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"