Game Watching Gifts

"Mind if I put the game on?"

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

Cancelled Bowl Games

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Watching the football.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

The commentators want to run the officials...

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'