Game Day Tv Watcher Prints

'If football didn't exist, what would you do new year's day?'

Bowled over again!

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

350 Feet.

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Watching the football.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Strike 3! 'Dammit - all I can think about is that $5,350,000!'

Kick! Go for it!

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with sports.'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

End of football season - UK

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"