Game Day Viewer Prints

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

American Football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Strive to win!

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football supporters.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'