Game Day Watchers Prints

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

American Football.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Strive to win!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'