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"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

American Football.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Strive to win!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'