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"We don't know. The camera was focused on a girl."

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

American Football.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Football supporters.