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The Rugby Throw Up.

Ever since Jeff's little accident, his teammates all referred to his position on the field as 'Shartstop'.

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

Little league world series of poker.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

American Football.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Football supporters.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning