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"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

"You idiots … we lost!"

'Has anyone seen my contact?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Uh ho. It looks like the Ref's giving him the yellow vuvuzela."

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Who's playing - 'I'm not sure.' - 'What's the score?' - 'I don't know.' - 'What the...?' - 'Yeah, baby... slow motion replay' -

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

"Still a little sleepy, Tiger?"

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'Oh, come on. We just need one more body. Please die.'

'Trick play! Trick play!'

The Groundhog didn't see his shadow...because the superdome lights were out.

'Football school pranks'

Footballer uses the ref's foam to shave.

Well, of course, the eggs are fresh this morning.

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

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